You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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