Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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