STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We're too hungover to prance.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
