There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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