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(312): View more from Illinois

awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!

(708): View more from Illinois

Did someone propose they get off the stage?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.

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I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.

(615): View more from Tennessee

Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time

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(647): View more from Ontario

We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?

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