Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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