If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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