SEEEEXXX PLEASE
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You were trust falling into bushes
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