You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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