That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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