You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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