This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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