Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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