Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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