He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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