dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
