she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Even my vagina gasped.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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