That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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