i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Shame - the story of my life.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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