i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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