office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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