that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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