Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize