why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
