just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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