why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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