If that was your dad, he is hot
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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