He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
