Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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