I don't think brook has ever known best
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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