I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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