ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
my liver is dry heaving
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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