omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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