Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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