So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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