If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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