Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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