You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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