The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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