so explain again why im purple
no
I think im going to throw up on grandma
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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