I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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