I smell stomach acid.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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