So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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