I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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