he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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