Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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