Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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