Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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