I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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