lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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