addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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