Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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